Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde (the prince of the Witty one-liners)
posted by Alysia at 1:06 PM

I dream of a world where my children live in a generous, open society, not just a tolerant one. - Richard Marceau, Bloc Québécois justice critic

posted by Alysia at 10:32 PM

There will remain much sadness in the world until people are willing to rise to the task of facing the world's pain in the bathroom mirror. - Inga Muscio, Cunt
posted by Alysia at 9:03 PM

Take my dick in your ass, Jesus. - Jenny Richmond, while she plays put-put.
posted by Alysia at 2:32 PM

Students are always ruining everything. - As said to Alysia by a woman who came into her work today.
posted by Alysia at 7:21 PM

It's not as if losing one's virginity is a common and unavoidable household accident. Penises do not fall from high shelves.- Mindy Hung
posted by Alysia at 10:50 PM

I slept with a woman once ... and I though, 'Am I gay, Am I straight?' then I realized ... I'm just slutty! Where's my parade? - Margaret Cho
posted by Alysia at 12:08 AM